BeachBumSk8r

New account but I'm not new here. I've been enjoying this site since 2009! I just had problems with my original account (Sk8rkid) that couldn't be fixed, so I had to create this one. I lost a ton of content because of that.

As you can tell by the screen name, I enjoy the beach and skating. And by skating I mean rollerblading. I haven't been on a skateboard probably since I got a license to drive LOL But I've been speed skating all my life. As I've gotten older, I guess it's become more for exercise, but it's still something I really enjoy doing. I just pop in some earbuds and I'll quickly lose track of time out there.

I'm a sick and twisted 80's/90's dude all the way. Gen X as you can get. I love the outdoors, the beach, skating, tattoos, piercings, spiky hair, old cars, loud music (punk/rock/alternative/metal/reggae/ska) I have problems with authority, hate responsibility (it’s why I don’t have offspring) I don't take anything seriously, I have a love/hate relationship with technology and I'm comfortable being left home alone for long periods of time. But I'm fun, honest, goofy and reliable. I'm an open book. I won't hide anything from you.

Because I’m old school, I do still have values and respect. I see the comments…women specifically stating, “please no dick pics if I don’t ask for them.” Guys are the worst, aren't they?! 😆 So I won’t be forcing any nude photos or videos on anyone. Even though we’re all here to see nudity, doesn’t mean everyone wants to see me naked. So you’ll only find G-rated photos and videos on my page. (Once xHamster finally decides to approve them. I hate all the changes they’ve made to this website over the years.) You will, however, see me shirtless in a lot of photos. That’s because I’m hardly ever wearing a shirt at all! And when I do, it’s gonna be all cut. I can’t stand constricting shirts being tight around my body and the collar choking me. But if you would like to see more of me, just ask.

When I’m in a relationship, I’m the boyfriend that likes to wear your thongs and panties. And sometimes your workout clothes. 😁 Actually, I have my own thongs and panties, so I won’t be stealing yours. So if you’re into that, that’s cool.

I love watching porn, obviously, and I'm single, so you can imagine I'm on here quite a bit. I tend to watch the barely legal flat or small chested teen stuff the most. I understand that makes me sound like an old creep, but oh well. It is what it is. I'm also bisexual, so I will be checking out guys, too. Mostly the young, smooth twinks. When in public, I will be checking out all the hot people. But it works in your favor because I don't care if you check out other guys. Or girls, if you're into that. I'm also an "open relationship" or "fwb" type of guy. I honestly don't care if you sleep around. Hell, you can do it right in front of me if you want. Just expect me to do the same. I believe the whole "marriage, one partner for life, buy a house and have offspring as soon as possible" thing is waaaaaaay outdated!

All the things I've listed in the last two paragraphs have caused serious issues in my past relationships. That's why I'm still single, I suppose. Not many girls out there to choose from who see things the way I do. And I get it. It's very much a "guy's" mentality. If that means I'm alone for the rest of my life, so be it. I'll never try to be a different person than who I am. I warned you I'm sick and twisted!

Anyway, if you'd like to know more or just like to chat, send me a message. I'm also on X. The link to that is above. Alright, that's enough computer for me today. Time to go outside.